Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Is 96.5 A Normal Temperature For My 2 Year Old
The other night I was at a restaurant with friends.
At one point, I do not remember how we started quoting the "last words" uttered by fictional characters before he died (in ways often grotesque) in films, novels, comics, short list with a dizzying acceleration a considerable amount of "last words" with comments.
know how these things go, we start with a joke and before you realize it goes on for hours.
A little 'as the history of film titles "between the legs" that those who have completed this blog may remember.
Here is a selection of the first that come to mind: if you want to add, sit well ;-)
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"What was that noise?"
"Am I wrong, or there is no smell of gas?"
"Put that gun away before someone gets hurt!"
"Ma .. had not become extinct? "
" Oh my God .. is alive! "
" Do not worry, I know what I do! "
" What was that I had to cut? Ah yes ... the red wire! "
" Good these mushrooms ... where you picked them? "
" Ok, kid, the joke is not funny. Now take off the mask from Halloween e. .. What are you doing? Oddi, that is NOT a mask! "
" That sign with skull and crossbones and the word DANGER? nah, only serves to ward off thieves, do not take it seriously ... "
" What does it mean that the brakes were repaired? "
" I will never find in here! "
" Follow me, I know street ... this way! "
"Do not be afraid, we are alone in the woods ... who want to spy on us?"
"do not scare me, Luthor. We know both that this is a bluff kryptonite gun ..."
"Why are you watching me like that?"
"Finally ... it's over!"
"Ugh ... I think I planted. Of course this time I have come close ..."
"See? Is a breeze ..."
"Do not be afraid, it's a rusty old bomb, it is practically harmless ..."
"Well, then it is true that sharks have three rows of teeth!"
"And to think that I did not want to even be in camp ..."
"How do I have to say?" I am innocent! "
"A jump three-meter? I can do it! "
" The Doberman is not a problem, I know how to treat them ... "
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